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Hope you like Blonde JoKeS!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "What's a lightbulb?"
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Did you Like Them?�?�? Well ere�s MoRe....
A blonde ordered a pizza. When the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces, she replied "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose colour. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying turf across the street.
There tats all da bLoNdE JoKeS for now!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you want a funny joke well read this...
This guy's going on a business trip and while gone, he doesn't want his wife fucking every guy in town. So he goes down to the local sex toy shop and asks the clerk what he's got. "Well, sir, we got the dildos, strap-ons, vibrators, those are our most popular."
"No, no! My wife has all that shit! I need something...I don't know...different." The clerk looks at the man and reaches under the counter and pulls out a wooden box covered in dust.
"This, my friend, is the Voodoo Dick!" He pulls the cover off and there's a very ordinary looking dildo inside.
"Big fucking deal!" says the man, "It looks like every other cock in the shop!"
"But you haven't seen what it can do yet! Voodoo, dick the door!" and the voodoo dick rises up and shoots into the key hole of the door and starts fucking the shit out of it! And just before the door is about to explode, the clerk says, "Voodoo, back in your box!" The voodoo dick stops and cruises on back to its box.
"How much!" yelled the man.
"$700...cash!" The man agreed and took it home to his wife.
"Now honey, all you have to do is say, voodoo, dick my pussy, and it'll fuck you all night long!" She rolls her eyes and walks away.
So it's been a couple days and his wife is getting really horny. She's about to call up one of her boy friends and then she remembers...THE VOODOO DICK!!! "Voodoo dick my pussy!" she says and immediately, the cock starts fucking her with amazing speed! She's screaming and creaming all over the place. After 9 orgasms, she decides she's had enough. She tries pulling it out, but it keeps fucking her!!! So she decides to go down to the hospital to see if they can do anything. She puts on a dress and starts driving down the highway. "Ahhhhhh! shit!" she's screaming, still creaming. She almost swerves off the road and a cop pulls her over.
"License and registration please, and how much have you had to drink tonight?" says the cop.
"No, sir, you see there's, ahhhhh! this voodoo dick stuck in my pussy!"
The cop replies, "Yea, right! Voodoo dick my ass!"
Well did you find that any funny If you didn�t there must be something wrong with you. Get your Head Checked
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